Do you people know that problem, where you sit down and code for 20 minutes, and suddenly it's 4 hours later?

>Do you speak Latin?
>Yes ofc
>Wow! Tell me something in Latin
>"Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet...."
> :O

Sit down, Alexa. Sit. Down.

Boss: "it's not the same font"
Me: "yes, it is"
Boss: "don't argue with me. It's a different font"
Me: "ok it's a different font" (it's not)
Boss: "change it please"

15 minutes later and I've done nothing at all to it. Boss comes back.

Boss: "see? I knew it was a different font. This looks perfect now. Why were you lying to me before? I don't like you arguing with me"

I do push-ups and sit-ups whilst running long running CPU-intensive jobs so that I can feel the burn along with my CPU.

When people say: "All you do is sit in front of your PC doing stuff. Get a life"
Me: This is my life!

Sit down at desk

Open VSCode

Stare are my code for a good 5 minutes

Get up

Goto kitchen

Make extra strong cofee

Drink. It. All.

Sit down

Re attempt to decipher last weeks code.....

Mondays.

people who use a VPN to browse the internet because of privacy concerns but then sit in a house full of Alexa devices

My co-worker quit by saying he was going back to school.
The dude just went to sit at home.
He figured that its much better than constant "abuse" at the office. 😂

Sometimes I sit in awkward positions while coding. I once stood up at the office, took one step and fell to the floor because my leg was numb. They almost gave me a medal.

You ever sit down to start working on a project, get all your imports and variables set up, and then just completely lose all motivation to even press a key?

On a website, which is still online, I added a burping sound when you click on 3 old alpine herdsmen who sit on a bench in the background image.

Named my dog sudo, so that i can call or command him with authority. Sudo sit! Sudo eat! Sudo roll over! Isn’t it cool?

Reality of colleges(atleast in mumbai university)

I sit in class for attendance

Then I go home and teach myself

When you hack someone's computer and you notice that they are hacking someone else computer...and you just sit there to see how they do it. #learning

The office toilet chronicles - episode 2

Someone here has a fucking sprinkler where they should have a penis. Is it so hard to aim? Or fucking sit?

Of all the places, he must sit here.

Lecturer :" Never ever create UML diagrams because it is a waste of time. Only people who can't code create these stupid things. Just sit down and start coding. "

That late coffee was a mistake... (For the millionth time)

Now I have to sit in bed for 2 hours contemplating my life choices...
Spoiler: not good!

I'm a Python dev, yet 99% of my work over last 3 weeks has been JS. How do js devs not sit in the corner of a room crying at the end of a day?

When you sit in a meeting for hours and don't say a word.

/* Daily sit down meeting */

What did you work on yesterday?
- Tea

What are you working on today?
- Tea

Any road blocks?
- *sips tea* ...nah no

My mom always supported my decisions and usually when I'm coding at home she'll sit next to me and see me code. She always say that Sublime is pretty with the theme I have.

What if your programming language would be chosen by The Sorting Hat from Harry Potter?
You would sit like:
*please not php, please not php, please not php*

So at work I sit in front of a computer just to afford to sit at home in front of a computer 🤔🤔

That moment when you sit down at your PC and realize you forgot to push your latest commit from your laptop.

"That's not work. You just sit there and click around your computer."

Cybersecurity:
>nothing happens
>I can't believe we pay your useless ass to sit around doing nothing all day!
>something happens
>this is your fault

Love how you guys swear and just say whatever here.

Such a nice change from the cunts at HN that sit there choking on their own dicks and giving you -20 for using the word fuck.

"How can you sit around all day solving problems, without going mad?"

Yea right .. Without going mad :')

What I do when I sit down to work:
Get a cup of coffee or tea,
Sit down open up some music; rock if I'm feeling okay or slow jazz if I'm feeling anxious,
Open my text editor (Atom, I love it so much),
Open git desktop,
Look at what was my last commit,
Remember where I left off,
Look blankly at code for a few minutes,
Then I pull up phone and start writing stupid shit like this on devrant.

Here I sit and hesitate, should I code or masturbate.

I wish I had a group of dev friends to just sit around and code with. It's just been me, myself and I for the past 3 years now..

When it compiles without error in first try and you sit there and not believing your luck.

When you see the deadline approaching but steam summer sale is going strong so you just sit there like

Me: Making me work 17 hours without a 8 hour break is illegal.

Manager: You just sit at a damn desk all day and long shifts are required of IT

???????? Do you really think I just sit at my desk twaddling my thumbs?

/dev/wife just bought me a motorized sit/stand desk AND an ergo chair. Happy dance, happy dance!

Quick way to generate random strings :

1) Give a notepad user vi
2) Sit back and enjoy

I sit near a Spanish guy who talks to himself under his breath when writing code, I think its mostly swearing. You would think this would be annoying but I have grown fond of it as he sounds like a ninja, and its most entertaining to sit back and listen some times.

I decided to go to a beach, sit on a rock and try to advance my side project. And look who decided to come and help me!

Me: Can't wait to try out the changes I've made to the code.

Visual Studio: Let me compile your code from scratch so you can sit there for half an hour like a dumb fuck.

Today's work activities:

Playing football with a gymnastic ball (those big ass things you can sit on) with a colleague at the office and playing mobile games 😊

Oh yeah, also had a special beer!

I'm actually starting to search for a new job and no clue about this so I'll just sit by and watch 😇

Non-developers (especially factory workers) don't understand the stress a developer goes through. They say: "What stress could you possibly have? You just sit with your ass behind a computer".

Yeah.. don't get me started.

Hearing from friends and some family... "You don't really work. You just sit in front of a computer all day."

tfw...

• dude chews you out for broken code
• wait patiently for dude to finish
• head on down to "git blame" town
• show him that _he_ was the author of said broken code
• tell dude to take a seat

🤫🤫🤫

Walk into work.
Sit at desk.
Open Outlook.
*Sees 3 meeting invites for today*
...This is why I drink...

Kind of rant.

Why doesn't the cat sit on the keyboard?
At least my two cats just love that place. Perhaps a feature request?

First day, Boss is 2h late and I have to sit on the floor in the hallway waiting for him. No contact info to find out if I messed up or he.

Age 19, got a government sponsored chance to go to India to study. Was called to study for Law. But didn't like it. Decided I wanted to change to Computer Science cause that's what I was interested in. Go to India and apply for computer science course but not law despite Parents wanting me to do law because hey Lawyers job is a good status in society.

Got a spot in BCA (Bachelor of Computer Application) . Totally new in programming. Started with C. Was freaked out with all the new things. Variables, comments, Pre processors files. All was new to me. Although the lecture tried her best, I couldn't understand her well because of language barrier. It was a mixture of Hindi and English.

Luckily she gave me a book to read, Let us C. That book helped me a ton. I realized I really liked programming. When summer holiday came I taught myself C++ . Then next summer Java. Then Android. Then some Web Development. That was last summer. But I kinda settled in Android and did some projects in it. Right now I am about to sit for my final exam. Then I will try my best to get an Internship or a job.

Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet.
I studied Latin for 6 years in high school.
A dummy text is the link between my education and my job

°_°

Sit on my face XD

Friday night and still coding. sometimes I force myself to go sit on the balcony for a minute to make me not forget about outside...

That moment when you realise you sit in front of a computer all day at work to afford sitting in front of a computer all night at home.

how to sit while coding...

"Git is hugely over complicated and dangerous - what on earth is wrong with Subversion?"

"Ah. Allow me to sit you down - this could take a while..."

SIT failed successfully!

Never thought I’m gonna sit and update car’s operating system...

You know it's time to solve a bug when you pause the music, take a final sip of coffe, sit up straight in your chair and take off all accessories

When folks from other walks of life think we devs have it easy. Cuz "all day we sit infront of computer and get paid for it."

Exams are kinda good. They make me realise that i can sit idle for 3 hours without my phone and my computer. 😁😁

me: "Why is the QA guy manually typing JSON into a production environment?"
asshole: "That's not your responsibility."
me: "Why didn't you just migrate data? This is dangerous."
asshole: "You need to go sit down."

Open terminal.
Type "telnet towel.blinkenlights.nl"
Press enter. Sit back and enjoy.
Thank me later.

I find myself taking more and more bathroom breaks to go sit on devRant

Need a girl to go for dating since I have none I sit with my Linux server

Linux is love 💖

I'm on the computer so much that it feels weird to actually sit on the couch and watch TV.

Being a developer is a funny old thing. We sit and bitch about developing for clients, we bitch IDE'S and we bitch about languages.

But to perfectly honest, I don't know where I'd be without it.

can i lorem ipsum dolor sit beside u?
i'm thankful i lorem ipsum dolor sit amet u.

When your friend do all the work and you're just sit beside him commenting on the UI like a fashion critic.

This happens too frequently... I turn off my computer but then I sit in front of it for hours on my phone. It's 2:30 AM, go to sleep, me.

Me: Right, time to sit down and write some code.

Also me: I think I need to try a new IDE to see if that makes me more productive.

Productivity tools are my own productivity anti-pattern...!

To incentivise myself to get fit, I decided to do push-ups/sit-ups whilst my code compiles

All that happened though is I now spend a lot more time making sure my code compiles quickly 😅

“One day you will find a real job”

It looks like if you don’t lift weights, move hands, sweat… and sit all day doing click click on keyboard, it cannot be a real job…

here I sit
broken hearted
came to shit
but only ranted!

I sit in front of the damn computer all day and i should really go outside.

1. Learn Kotlin
2. Actually sit down and push through machine learning.
3. Finish integral calculus and start multivariable calc.
4. Work on 1 project until completion.
5. Socialize a bit more.
6. Obliterate bugs.

You’re always telling people the importance of backing up important files, but do they listen? Of course not. Sometimes you have to simply sit back and wait for natural consequences to teach them that lesson.

That moment when you walk away from a problem out of exhaustion, then you understand exactly how to solve it and sit down at the computer again.

My desk is organized for me. I know where everything is. You don't need to understand my desk because you don't sit at it for 8 hours a day.

Serverless!! because its just too much hassle to manage a shitload of servers when you can just sit back and write code!

Okay I have decided to sit down and finish laravel project that I am working on and I see this:

Received my stress ball just in time to sit over the fried PSU.

1) Heck yeah, great idea
2) Sit like 60 minutes there thinking about a name for the project
3) Build the basics
4) ..meh fuck it

It's normal to sit up until 6:00 AM cleaning your room, taking down Christmas decorations, and organizing your clothes, right?

when MySQL opens its updater terminal but does nothing but sit there in your toolbar

Took a couple of days off last week and was at home for 4 days straight.

I picked 2.7kg of mulberries and made jam.

I don’t want to sit in front of a screen now 😭

Two types of days:
Sit down and say imma be productive and then just end up scrolling through unrelated articles for 3 hours.
And, Sit down and say imma just do something quickly before going out and then end up restructuring whole parts and being up till 6am.

Am I the only one who is just gonna sit in front of his computer all night? I feel like everyone else has plans for Halloween.

Sometimes, after debugging/writing JS code, I sit back and cry 😢😭😭😭😭

That moment when you complete your work and then the client gets arrested and sent to jail and you just sit there mumbling "but my payment...."

True Story. Sadly.

n = 15
while (n>=1) {
jumpingjacks(n);
pushups(n);
sit-ups(n);
n--
}

For me, nothing is better than getting home after a long day, put a pizza in the oven, get a beer from the fridge and just sit back and do nothing for a little bit.

Each and every time I sit on a technical test I am reminded I don't know the theoretical background of the programming languages I claim I know.

Ever have those days where you come into work thinking "Yes! I'm going to get so much done today!" and then you sit down at your computer and state blankly at your screen for a few hours?

Getting up at 6:00 probably starts to please me. It's been three hours and I've done most of the things today.

Do you prefer to get up early or sit at night?

The valiant, majestic high horse I get to sit upon when a pm is completely and utterly wrong about something.

When i sit down and code, its like a conversation with women.
Im not sure whats going on, but it appears to be working.

Tried to be normal and sit outside in the sun while my kid played.

Damn sun glare on the laptop and bugs.

I fucking love my job. The boss just bought all the devs, QA and support guys brand new sit/stand desks and gaming chairs. Those chairs are so damn comfy! :)

It's nice being able to just sit down an do some side projects every now and then 😊

So im @ a starbucks, mindin my own fucking business doing work shit when this bitch sit down at my table tryna get my dick like eat shit im working lmao

After ranting last night about my cat, not allowing me access to my key.

Today she didn't let me sit on my own goddamn chair.......

Sit for hours to figure out obscure bug - oh yes, definitely.
Sir for an hour to do some basic tenth class math - oh my god, this is sooooo hard

fuck me

Day 3 : without seeing a monitor and programming.
I caught an eye infection and stopped my world and I could literally do nothing but sit tight. I have unfinished tasks but health is imprortant.

Reserve a meeting room for 30 minutes. Sit in there for 2 hours straight and don't give a shit if someone else who reserved the room wants to have it.
Learn to plan your fucking meetings!

Never bother a senior enginer during his first hour of work. It is really annoying to just sit down and have someone doing 1500 questions. Hope you understand.

just because i want a motherfucker to sit on top of everything! lol

do you know an easier way?

Don't let anyone sit down. Meetings will be much faster that way.

My back - for the countless hours of pain from not sitting straight.

My neck - for not letting go of my head even when it reaches 30° incline relative to my back.

When a project manager has 'fixes' written on paper and wants to sit with you while you make them.

Is it a bad sign when you sit in your car for as long as possible before going into your office building? Asking for a friend.

So, I finally got a bicycle today. Time to start working on my health...

Am I the only one who's daily regime was:
1 - Go to work, sit around for 8 to 9 hours
2 - Come home, sit around for 8 to 9 hours
3 - Sleep for 8 hours
Goto 1?

I was surprised how the bikes these days are so incredibly light. I could lift it and keep it up no problem!

Product Owner keeps demanding developers do items outside of Sprint, deleted story points to get extra items in, signs off holiday for my staff, even hired some unqualified developers, etc. for my team (I'm the Dev Manager). I'm blessed to report into the PMO who backs up the Product Owner, in front my own reports, meaning I have no authority. What would you do?

PMO has decided that if we drag items from Sprint to Backlog when they reach SIT, we have more space for Dev items in the Sprint :-| Though he expects developers to actually do the SIT work, including writing the SIT tests :-|

when your away from your desk so much in a day that the battery on your laptop dies....if I could just sit and code, this wouldn't be a problem!

Having one of those mornings that make you sit back in your chair and think... "fuck..." 😑

if only she could sit down properly :/

All I want in life is to sit at a desk, drink hot coco or energy drinks, program and slowly become insane, because my code won't work

I had a team lead once that would come into my office multiple times a day to sit and talk. Not about work. Not even about development. Just to talk.

I think I need to get out of room and do some sports. I am growing up tits. is that programming 😰

Trying to resolve merge conflicts and you cant remember which changes are the ones you want to keep. Lesson learned, make sure your pull requests dont sit waiting for weeks while master is happily being worked on.

The biggest challenge I face at work is having to sit in one place and work all day. Office feels like a prison. I miss working from home.

Another Monday, another 3.5 hour IT meeting where the devs give 5 minutes of updates then sit through 3 hours and 25 mins of the network team getting their shit together.

The moment you sit down to try to fix a bug and you just stare and the screen for an hour not understanding how this even happened

Getting sent home from work because I fucked my back and I've never hated sitting down so much, so painful...

Won't even be able to sit at my desk and code :'-(

4 a.m. I got a nocturnal leg cramp so bad that I had to reinstall this app. Fuck forced homeoffice.

While I sit here working, I find myself confronted by the fact that there is a little willie sitting on a pouf right behind me

Came to my parents house for the vacation period and forgot to push the code i was working on my computer. Now i sit with my laptop crying.

I absolutely despise companies that do automated interview processes. You need to sit and talk to a candidate to properly vet them, then again there are some dumb interviewers who ask the most ridiculous questions

!rant
the kitchen is a lot more fun to sit and program in than my cluttered mess of a room.

in other tangential news,
i've got orientation at McDonalds! no longer jobless!!!

That moment when you sit to code and start learning a new thing, but the installation and prerequisites take up all of your time. *Sighs*

When it's break time,

tail -f all logs,

sit back,

stare at the screen 😨

When I worked out I could get paid good money to sit on the PC all day and solve puzzles

I don’t know what’s the point of returning the office is we just all sit in the same room on Zoom

When you have no work all week long because you finish 3x as fast as the estimates. You ask for more work, and due to "red tape" you can't even work on the back log.

Time to sit and look busy :).

Sadly, this is too common for me... I want to be buried in code and tasks! Not sit and twiddle my thumbs.

Every time I sit down to look at WebGL

Favorite place to code include:
+ Bed (laying down)
+ Bed (sit up with pillow fort)
+ Bathroom (with laptop wrapped in plastic food wraping in bath)
+ Bathroom (on toilet)

Anyone else slightly annoyed by the recent uptick of "look at me cute and I'm a programmer" accounts on Instagram? NO YOU WRITE JAVASCRIPT AND RUN WHATS BASICALLY A LIFESTYLE INSTAGRAM ACCOUNT. SIT DOWN.

I miss those days when I used to sit and have endless dev related conversations with my university fellows. Now, all my non-dev friends only talk about girls, cars, vacations etc. FML

Here I sit all alone came to code but only found git corrupted object 😞

is it blasphemy to sit in office and use devRant??

In the 10th circle of Hell, we find those developers whose UI components move just as you're about to click/tap them.

Amongst other things, these accursed souls find that, when they go to sit down on the bog, a millisecond before their arse makes contact, the whole bathroom inexplicably moves 14 inches to the left so they actually sit on the handle of the brush.

Or they go to open a door, and just as their fingers are about to touch the handle, the handle is magically replaced by a live wolverine.

When you sit at your desk peacefully doing nothing and a coworker calls you.

Almost fell off my chair...

when you get ready to sit down and eat a slice of pizza and get a call about a system outage...at least it's the weekend.

When you sit up until 2:30am trying to fix it before committing... but just can't...

!dev
I like biking to places, but the roads are so terrible quality in Budapest (the capital city) that I can't sit down without risking getting sterilized.

The internet: “hey - I need help with my assignment”

Me: “sit down and work through it - and if you can’t... get a better teacher”

Anyone here use one of those powered sit/stand desks? If so, how do you like them?

1st day on the job and I am greeted with EOD, SIT, DEV, UT, POC..
Someone give me an Cheat sheet of this shh...

ARE YOU F*CKING KIDDING ME, WINDOWS?

I finally give in and install your stupid ass update, and what happens? let's just skip the part where i sit around for 30 minutes because apparently it takes 30 fucking minutes to install 300MB - by stallman's underpants, that's 150KB per second!
and when windows FINALLY feels like it has finished fondling it's binary-balls, what is waiting for me?

about 10 stupid-ass data-consent notices straight from satans anus, more weird yes-or-maybe settings for cortana (bill gates' ex or whatever that is) which i don't even USE, my browser speed dial has been complemented by about 7 links to SHOPPING SITES and once i sort that mess out i get a notification that the german language pack has successfully been installed.
SUCK MY FUCKING D*CK MICROSOFT, the ONLY thing i want to do with that language pack is SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS. i can't even uninstall that moronic piece of shit. FUCK YOU.

My perfect scenario of a lap dance is when I can sit 2 laptops on my lap 😂

Feature Request:

have a queue of rants that will sit on the app to be added once the 2 hours is up.

Thank God it's Friday and my brain is toasted from this specific email to IT department which I had to call to get more details. Here are the parties involved.
1) Original sender (OS), 2) Sender to IT (SIT), 3) IT (Me)

SIT: Can someone from IT print this for OS? She's having issue printing.

Me: It's just an image file in the email. What issues is she having when trying to print?

SIT: Idk. She said she's having issues printing.

Me: Yeah, but what issue? She can't connect to printer, the file won't open or what? Can you ask her what the issue is?

SIT: *hold on...comes back... She just said that again..issue printing..

Me: Well, we need to know what issues it is so we can fix it. In that case she can print and not keep sending documents or files to someone else to print. Btw, did you try printing the image file?

SIT:Since she said she's having issue printing I figured to send to IT to fix the issue and print. I didn't print it.

Me: 😕😂🤔🤨😒..what? First of I still don't know whatever issue she is having. Second, you should try printing it and if you also have issues, let me know.

SIT: Ok how?

Me: *shows her how to get

SIT: Thanks it printed. Now I'm also wondering what issue she was having because this was easy to print..

Me: Can you transfer me to her phone?

Now pay attention here. She is SIT's boss.

Me: Hi OS, what issue are you having when trying to print the image file in your email? I'd like to fix it so you don't encounter that issue from now on..

OS: No issues. I was too busy to do it so I asked my secretary to do it.

Me: So you can print image files with no issues, correct?

OS: Yes.. actually I just printed my a picture my daughter sent me.

Me: Ok, have a nice..

*I call SIT back

Me: She's all set

SIT: Thank you so much fo fixing her issue.

Me: She didn't have any issue. She can print fine..

SIT: WTF!?!

Me: Have a good day, SIT..

😂😂😂😂 I was WOWED!!!

Every time I see a client open ssh or rdp to the world when the servers sit behind a vpn, I die a little inside.

Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, est cetero tamquam i bet you arrent reading this part.

I hate it when people sneak up and I have to remove my headphones when coding just to ask.. what you doing??
Jerking off jackass.. Come sit down

Oh oh. Dude who use to sit next to me who didn't seem to be able to chew at a normal volume. It was so so so loud. 😷😷

Best part of being a developer?

Having an excuse to sit in a dark room all day (and night!)

Feeling when you sit at your computer for like 8 hours a day straight trying to solve the same problem for 3 days now.
Want to fucking shoot myself

People who send to you an email instead of talking to you despite the fact they sit next to you.

WFH and I got up to get a mouse for my laptop. Five minutes later, I sit back down with a plate of fish. Dammit, brain, wrong animal.

- Got one more section to rewrite from this thesis and I'll be done. (except for stuff after review)
- Have zero ass to sit down and actually do the final trims.

Smh.

Dear classmates,

I know our school is shitty as hell, that there is a fucking monitor missing and cables flying around.
BUT DON'T DARE TO LIE TO ME AGAIN. "Can you please move one to the right you're blocking the chair and we want to sit together". YES I KNOW. BUT DO YOU HAVE SEEN, THERE IS A FUCKING COMPUTER MISSING, MAYBE THAT'S WHY I AM SITTING HERE, NOT BECAUSE I'M DUMB AS FUCK AND DON'T SEE I AM BLOCKING A CHAIR!
"We can change later, but we want to sit here for now"
OH YEAH I KNOW. LIKE THE 20 OTHER TIMES YOU LIED TO ME WITH THAT IT'S JUST TEMPORARY. And then you come with come on don't be so childish and your friends start doing so too. WHY CAN'T YOU JUST LEAVE ME ONE TIME ON MY FUCKING PLACE AND STOP ANNOYING ME AS HELL JUST BECAUSE PEOPLE FOLLOW YOU AND LET ME JUST SIT AT MY FUCKING PLACE.

I AM NOT CHILDISH, I AM JUST NOT BELIEVING IN THESE LIES. WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO SIT THERE TEMPORARY? IT DOESN'T EVEN MAKE SENSE...

Sometimes I sit and wonder if macOS will ever get to version 11.

Hey guys, i joined a new company a week ago. In the offer letter they mentioned the working hours from 9:30pm to 6:30pm but today an HR told me to be online till 7:30pm. I refused. Guys i really cant sit for so long in front of the computer. 9:30 to 6:30 is a good time, but i cant sit for more than that. Also after 6:30 i meet my friends everyday. I dont know what to say to them the next time they ask me to sit for so long. If they want employees to sit for so long then why dont they mention it on offer letter?

“All of humanity's problems stem from man's inability to sit quietly in a room alone.”
― Blaise Pascal

The skill of being about to sit still and get stuff done. I can't focus for the life of me.

Why is my todo list neverending ??? Like, goddammit I need to sit down and read a book without being behind on some deadline!
... Wait, gotta go, I'm behind for some paper's deadlines. 😶😑

!rant
What use is all my theoretical knowledge of patterns, structures and paradigms when I am too lazy and unconcentrated to actually sit down and get my ideas running?

An open office wouldn't be so bad if the same 3 people would actually sit the fuck down once in a while and do some actual work. Distracting as hell. It's gotten so bad that I've started writing logs of how many times they get up during the day.

// the most egregious offender
// down: 9:00
// up: 9:05
// down: 9:15
// up: 9:20
// down: 9:23
// up: 9:32
// down: 9:45
// up: 9:58
// down: 10:05
// this pattern continues the entire day

And what are they doing during these exoduses?

- Answering their personal cell phone from stay at home spouses
- Throwing trash away even though they have trash bins right NEXT to their desks.
- Pacing back and forth
- Checking the thermostat
- Checking the contents of the fridge over and over
- Being an absolute asshole!

Holy sit

Do you ever just sit unable to start, hating yourself for it?

Ugh, I feel like I've been running on autopilot lately. I just can't get myself going. Down time doesn't feel like down time either

"IDEA BY SELF IS COLD. JUST SIT THERE. DO NOTHING." - FAKEGRIMLOCK

Man, i love drivin around @ nite, whole lotta gang shit happen and its so fun to jus sit in a car and watch people gettin popped

How many hours per day do you sit down?

Going on a road trip and brought my laptop with me, I’m gonna take a small break from my project and test some stuff and learn some libraries, also gonna sit outside and just enjoy everything.

Man...
When you know you can't spend more time in your computer.
Woke up with a fucked knee... Got a fucking arrow in the knee.
Now, I can't walk, I can't sit, looks like a ball...

This day sucks, i cant even code or learn on any tutorial ,my brain just wants to know who will sit on the iron throne.

I sit staring at a screen for twelve hours a day. It's as simple as that.

Yeeah it's official, the N key in my HP keyboard just fucked up

What the solution?
Ok I'll use all the #Widgets that has no N in it's definition in my code

Just fuck that sit.

Realising that group projects meant the best member of the team does all the work and the rest just sit around back seat driving 😅

Well i've never sit in front of my laptop for more than 2 hours. Programming changed this.

Think that is enough.

My SO always wants to do fun stuff but I just want to sit in my room and program by myself sometimes...

When you come back from work after filling up jira, talking with colleagues during too long stand ups and writing documentation it's time to finally sit down and write some pure code.

Introduced software that created failures to a product line and then let it sit for a week while contracts got argued.

Not sure what's better on Friday:

Fix the bugs and push it to prod so manager will be happy.

Or sit there like a dumb fuck and wait for Monday before touching the code

All I really need is to sit in a place where nobody can see my screen.

*launches devrant: * almost everyone talking about types of IDEs to use, while I sit here with just a text editor in my own farts contemplating how much different will my workflow be.

I just find out that AI is gonna extinct humanity. And developers will be on a privileged sit to appreciate that. So i decided to learn python and machine learning to help!

Fractured my pelvis last weekend, which turns out to be a fantastic excuse to sit on my laptop in bed and code all day. No gym/wife/kids guilt for the next few weeks 😁

Last. Fucking. Exam. Coming. Up. Soon.

Just... I'm a bundle of confused emotions, knowing that I'll probably never sit in another mentally draining exam. Unless I'll have to sit for exams during phd, if I ever manage to do one.

I'll miss the adrenaline rush and the feeling of relief after the exam, despite however much I fucked it up. I feel like I'm completely closing one big chapter and stepping into my middle ages. 😞

Just sit on the side of the road, see people walking and waiting someone toss a coin

Programmer is social only when s/he sit on commod... :p

That moment when there are no more new rants, you check algo, latest and read all top and you just sit there lookong at the screen...

(inner self: start working on your side projects !!!!)

I had to sit through a meeting, which we discussed how to make our meetings more effective. In the end, we decided we were being effective already and too much process was a waste of time

Bodily urges are so distracting :( I always need to go to the bathroom as soon as I sit down comfortably.. or I get hungry...

Moments when you give wrong estimate and then have to sit up all night.
Fuck estimates. I will never get them right.

My family thinks I sit in my bedroom office doing unintelligible things on two computers and complaining about crazy clients.

Being able to have a small team sit down all day for several weeks or months before having an alpha version to present to the public or to investors. How can you finance making your proof of concepts?

Is it just me or other people too sit to code and then look at the time and suddenly 4 hours have passed? I feel so disoriented at that point of time 😭