What's your funniest error message while testing your code ?

For me : Fatal error - Parachute deployed.

0_o

I wanted this for Christmas :-(

Who will be coding on Christmas ?

Watching a video, when suddenly... A wild NaN appears

The meeting I will go in few minutes. Our app went in production 2 weeks ago, the managers invite us (devs) to have a drink with 'important' people I don't even know. We will celebrate the success of the project, after 6 months of pressure with everyone telling we will fail and that we are losers. Hypocrite meeting.

AngularJS is dead. React is dead. Vue.js is dead. I guess you got to switch to the new awesome framework called Vanilla JS!

QA : There is a bug, come at my desk now !
Me : I'm busy on some feature, can you make an issue on Jira I will fix it later.
QA : NO! It's a major issue
Me : Ok... I come.
* 3 hours later *
QA : I just created you the Jira you asked
Me : I told you, the bug is already fixed since 2 hours
QA : yeah but I will not test it until you mark the issue as done on Jira

.... Are you kidding me ??? So you interrupted me in my work two times for one stupid issue...

Let's discover some Python stuffs tonight !

I think it's one of the best scripting language to automate easily boring tasks, am I right ?

Today users weren't able to sign up on our website in production.

The guilty code :

int ttl = 5256005760;

The first who find why will have a candy.

I wanted to know how this box called computer works, the screen, mouse, keyboard and all these weird things inside the box.

Now I'm developing softwares and don't want to hear a single thing about these fuckin' boring hardware stuffs.

Will there be someday a messenger on DevRant? I think it can be good to continue some discussion in private and get to know each other.

Do you consider helping a colleague with more experience than you as a wating time in your own work ? Some manager told me I should focus on my work...

When I ask simple question and I'm tired of Google assistant answers...

Best use of ES6 brackets ever.

Question I ask myself : does jUnit is tested with jUnit? What if there is a bug? How to know if the bug is from the framework or the tests cases :o

Never stop to learn.

Learn to debug, breakpoints are your friends. Never ask someone help without trying yourself to debug your code.
Debug an existing code is, I think, as important than being able to write your own code.

I finally ended my first side project ever. I challenged myself to write a Tetris game in vanilla JS (with the less possible lines of code), some algorithm was tougher than I expected (2d array hell) but I made it ! 500 lines of JS code, I feel I could refactor some stuffs now...

for(var i = 0; list.length; i++) {}

*Shit what's wrong*

How I losed 30 min yersterday.

In your country, does companies make you feel uncomfortable to always be a developer at 35 years old ?

A french guy afraid by the future.

Worst security issue : being able to make a money transfer with no auth and changing freely the bank account in the POST params...

Dev excuse : "I didn't know my job was also to take care about security."

When talking to the integration guys, installing a new testing environment takes about 3 weeks or more.

When a new dev arrive in the team, we set his dev environment in half a day.

I don't understand such a difference.

"Let's make a blog post, I have a very good idea : comparing 3 totally different things !"

I guess it's all about Seo and traffic...

After 2 weeks of 9 am to 9 pm working days I decided to rest a little and go home before 7pm. I'm happy because I can code for my side project...

Windows users everywhere.

I really enjoy programming but I don't care about having the latest smartphone or the more powerfull computer. I'm not a tech guy, not even a geek... Sometimes people don't understand me for that, am I the only one ?

We just pushed some code on friday for production... FRIDAY at 9pm ! I feel bad

That's not machine learning for me...

Everyday I see on DevRant people hating Java, PHP, JavaScript, .NET, C++, C#... Then what do you like ??

Is it me or people are learning how to use a framework before the langage? AngularJS is for JavaScript what is Spring to Java...