I've written an insertion sort algorithm in my own esoteric programming language!
I also like to call it 'San Francisco sort'.

Explanation: https://github.com/iamgio/pikt/...

Okay so I've written a string reverser in my own esoteric programming language.

Explanation: https://github.com/iAmGio/pikt/...

Do you think JavaFX is dead? I actually enjoy using it :(

Pikt: an esoteric and aesthetic programming language

Unpopular opinion: every mobile developer should use Flutter. It's the best thing out there by far.

Yesterday I got my first total freeze on my "new" PC after 4 years.
Guess the program. (tip: ends with Studio)

Hi guys, I got some questions for you:
I'm a 17 years old guy from south Italy with 5 years of programming experience, mainly with Java and Kotlin. Since finding a well paid job here is soooo hard (especially when it comes to IT), I will surely go to another country (England, Sweden, Denmark and Norway in my list) once I get my scientific high school diploma. Here are the questions:
1) I have very high skills on JavaFX, both front-end and back-end. Is JavaFX commonly used in companies? Or should I move to other technologies like Android?
2) Will my diploma (plus a good amount of open source projects) be enough to find a job?
3) What certified English level is commonly required in these countries?

Having a good time in London

Remember about this project of mine? Maybe not because I deleted the rant, but after a long pause I re-started working on it. In -just- 1 hour I wrote this code that picks a random number, goes from 0 to 5 and, if found, it prints the match.
This is my most (useless && senseless) project by far.

Started with PHP about one month ago, and one of the first facts I noticed is that this language it's fucking violent!
die, explode

From Telegram/programmer_humor

How does your calligraphy look like?

IntelliJ 😊

What if TXT was a programming language and MS notepad its IDE?

Today I've learnt two languages. I'm exploding, too many words 🤯

Me: How big do you want the banner to be (in pixels)?
Client: Mhhh... do default size

DEFINE 'DEFAULT SIZE' STUPID MORON

Lost the stressball... 😭😭😭
Wish me luck to find it again 😪

Serious question:
How do you prevent your (paid) programs from being downloaded for free?

I really want to earn money from softwares but I'm so scared... (I'm 16 only)

Processing is magic!
Source code: https://hastebin.com/viyesuxexa.jav...

Love you guys!

Adobe BR stands for Adobe Battle Royale

I don't give a fuck about what Microsoft does. I'll still use GitHub because it is GitHub. 🤷🏻‍♂️

RELEASING SOFTWARE TOMORROW AND HAVE TO ADD 2 FEATURES AND DEBUG FFS!

if(obj == value) {
stuff;
}
Is for boys,
Arrays.asList(obj).filter(o -> o == value).forEach(o -> stuff);
Is for men

Making jokes about how bad Windows is and still using it

yearsLeftToDeath--

Am I the only one who uses CTRL+X more than CTRL+C?

"Damn stop programming" lol

Light themes are good if made well.
Love front-end ♥

2011: 3 billion devices run Java
2018: 3 billion devices run Java