I was wondering why monitors sleep and keyboards don't. Then I realised that the keyboard has two SHIFTS.

A few months ago I lost my laptop that had my school project and our start-up projects. Hadn't learned about version control by then. I had a rough time explaining to the time where the projects were as they were due in a weeks time. Spent the next 5 days rewriting the project. It came out more neater and faster than the previous one :)

Too much porn stuff :/

This Wednesday am crushing on all our lady devs. You are all awesome.

-> devLove

Cheap pay 😕

Thank me later

What a fucking boring day.

I had a heated argument with a fellow colleague because he wants us to add a feature to a certain product for free. He thinks am so money minded as I was pressuring him to charge the feature but he's defending himself that we are just a start-up.

Am left wondering if I was wrong or if giving free stuff will pay our bills or should start-ups code some stuff for free.....

📌📌📌

Friend: What is your New Year's resolution??

Me: 7680×4320

Friend: Stupid Nerd. *Walks aways*

Best: got my first client during my birthday

Worst: my laptop was stolen 😭

Continuation of https://devrant.com/rants/642962/...

You are the decryption key to my encryption,
No one can access my heart except you.

You are the loop in my life,
I always keep coming back to you.

You are my nodemon,
You are always watching over me.

You are the / to everything I do,
Am nothing without you and I will always preserve you.

You are my increment operator,
You add value to my life.

To be continued 😉

Finally going MEME free.

Let the ranting begin.

Having a girlfriend. She motivated and inspired me. She's the best gift I've ever had.

So some guy decided to steal my laptop. I don't know if they thought my machine wasn't happy with me or what but whoever did that, all I can say is your time is coming motherfucker.

I will always miss you 😭😭

Who else feels this way? Current mood 😔

Happens all the time 😒

Where are you now? 😔😔

Oh am in love. I hope this lasts forever 😤

Uhmmm you can keep the file. Am out 😩

Credit:: Telegram

The CAP is ON.

When you are pissed AF but somehow it manages to get through

I was just thinking that the guy without headphones is probably dfox. The guy with headphones is trogus and those two ladies are either their girlfriends or interns @ devrant. Just thinking 😃😃

Am I the only one having issues in getting the images displayed on rants?

You suck!

And so I thought

Never giving up
=>Adds more coffee

When she's into IT

Okay Windows, I see what you did here

If only we had this. iWater = iLife

Why always 9? Feeling sad with Office 2009 and two others