Brain: Imagine if human live for 500 years.

Me: It'd be so awesome...

Job requirement: 100 year of JavaScript experience for junior dev.

omg....XD

Interviewer: Sell me this pen
He: Hey do you want to buy this pen ?
Interviewer: No
He: You might need it to write stuff
Interviewer: No, I don't need it.
He: Ok, no problem.. Bye
Interviewer: What are you trying to do?
He: Trying to be a part of a company that doesn't sell stuff to people they don't need or want ..
Interviewer:
He:
Interviewer: Please give my pen back..

Gmail - The place where you unsubscribe to mails you had never subscribed to

Programmer son's ask s his father:
Dad, why do the sun rise on the east and set on the west?

Father: it's works? don't touch it.

Parents - It’s so hard naming kids you know.

Me - At least it’s an one time job, try naming VARIABLES.

Why did the web developer leave the restaurant?

Because of the table layout.

Knock: K is silent

Hour: H is silent

Numb: B is silent

Wrong: W is silent

JavaScript: Java is silent

Our generation has accepted that time management isn't cool. Doing things at whim and as you like is cooler and accepted to be non-monotonous.

Though haven't cracked the mantra behind proper time management, I am of the opinion that those who manage a fixed skeletal time management live a way more cooler life than others. 😅

P.S.: Time management hasn't nothing to do with being geeky or not going to parties. FYI. Time utilisation is an entirely different concept. 😉