Today in the office: colleague no.1 picks up the phone. We hear a doctor telling him that she does not work tommorow. I say: gynecologist? And my colleague no.2 replies instantly: A vet is more probable 😂 You know why? Cuz he is a beast!

I wanted to get laid with my girlfriend. I got null pointer exception...

Typical programmer on tuestay meetup with managers and PO: "Yeah it is done, it just needs to be finished completely."

My colleague got cycled. I asked him whether he had any previous experience with MVVM in C#. Response went something like: What is that? Another model view view view......controller? I sent him for another cup of coffee...