Guys I think I broke my GPU

PSA: Apparently you can disable Play services within the Knox container on Samsung devices that have it.

Samsung testing in prod it seems

Thought it had been a while since my last Arch redo. Now the fsck output is hundreds of pages long and I'm grateful for my backups, and all suspiciously occuring just seconds after a full upgrade. I guess hardware failure is a possibility, but the smart status on the drive says it's perfect and dozens of retrospective self tests didn't reveal any issues. RAM passed multiple tests as well. Oh well, not like I haven't reinstalled before.

Receiveth thy insults hither! -> http://curtismjcj.com/cgi-bin/...

Bravo!

Can't believe I only just found out about this xD. Microsoft kernel sabotage. https://reddit.com/r/linux/...

Quite an attractive saving if you ask me.

Is it wrong that I feel a genuine sense of accomplishment for having once written code so bad it caused an access violation in the compiler?

I feel like I should check when my fire extinguisher expires...

So what feature should we add to Windows guys?
I know! Cloud synced taskbar orientation!

They must've been bored...

Who even uses signed variables for usage counters?!

The best handshake...

Was having fun with android daemons but then deadbeat dad fork showed up.

TouchWiz! Now so efficient you actually gain RAM!

Ever spent too long coding around a limitation in a piece of code further down the stack, blissfully unaware that this particular piece of code resides well within your team's scope and that you could have just extended it to fit your needs? Side note: Senior engineers don't appreciate you wasting their time...

So apparently the Android and iOS versions of whatsapp interpret formatting marks differently. Turns out the script wasn't in root...

Witchcraft: Code that has been optimized to a point at which even its author has no concept of exactly how it works, only what it is used for.

Just taught a neural network to have a polite conversation. It might as well be a goldfish flopping on a keyboard, but hey, it's something...